Diary of a Clown/Have these Clown Things ever happened to you

Diary of a Clown/Have these Clown Things ever happened to you

This list goes out to my Clown Colleges, but I think you Civilians will get a kick out of it as well. Enjoy!


1) Your bending down to clean up after your Clown Show, when a two year old innocently pulls off your Wig!

2) Your coming back from entertaining at a charity event and in full Clown Regalia. You’re feeling so good about yourself and how happy you made the less fortunate feel, but by the looks of some of the people on the train and the Streets, you might as well as committed a bank heist!

3) A dog attacks you while in your Clown outfit.

4) Your working your tail off at a big public event with a line of over 200 kids all waiting to have their faces painted and/or there balloons twisted. When you suddenly look around and notice that the other Clown hired for the event is boredly walking around blowing bubbles!

5) While in your Clown outfit, people refuse to wait on you in a divey diner or Fast Food place!

6) You spend twenty minutes setting up for your show and have your magic, face paints and balloons and pumps all neatly laid out on a table outside, when it suddenly starts to rain!

7) You cause a traffic jam while walking down the street in your Clown Suit.

8) Dressed as a Clown, you get stopped by a serious looking cop. While you’re shaking like a leaf, he asks if he could get a picture of you to show to his kids.

9) While walking down the Street, a Fire Man in your neighborhood takes a brake from administering aid to a man passed out on the street to ask you if you can entertain at the Fire Department’s next Christmas party.